When everyone loves the person you can’t stand.
‘okay fine.’
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: boyslut)
I totally deserved that
(Source: catelynstarking)
(Source: funny-memes-blog)
(Source: vansupreme)
fuck you guys. I eat like a French maid gettin’ dick in a porno. I will never be under 110.
this triggers me so bad…
So I need to lose 60 lbs to be perfect. seems legit.
Ew, I’m 5’6 & 115lbs, I’m pretty fucking tiny, I don’t think me being at 99lbs would be anywhere near perfect, it would be disgusting.
88lbs? To be perfect? No, I am fine as I am. A good 105 lbs.
(Source: scissortits)
(Source: mcavoys)
fuck.
cool i’m going to die
it’s been nice knowing you guys
me
Well, this ruined my morning. 
Could not sleep, what-so-ever.
You know, I wouldn’t have been so bad off if he actually insulted me, but the tricky bastard went ahead using an old favorite trick of mine. You start with the simple way of wearing down on somebody:
- belittle the person subtlety, almost to the point of not being able to notice but just enough to sting quite a bit.
- Then give them encouragement so they don’t feel so bad, by saying such things gain back your attention. (example: Everybody makes mistake, your life will get better as you learn more, It’s okay, etc..)
- Then come back around with guilt to bring you down even more.
- After that, give you advice to improve yourself so you don’t make the mistakes again. Almost like they care about you.
- Repeat.
This done a couple of dozen times make you want to vomit and cry at the same time. It seems quite petty, but very effective. A friend of my recent ex boyfriend managed to do this. After a while, it wears off. It just didn’t wear off quick enough. For all I care, he can choke on those words. I am off to bed. Goodnight.
jimmynovaks-stuckwith-hallucifer:
all sentient creatures deserve care
Reptiles have such a bad rap, and people mistreat and neglect them so normally that it’s unreal to even think of. Nobody gives a shit and it fucking sucks because they aren’t a cute little fuzzy wuzzy kitty or puppy. This kind of blatant ignorance makes me rage.
First thing i would do if i was president? Kick every member of congress in the nuts. then if i could, kick them out of office.
I am going to kick those reptile owners’s teeth in I swear to fucking god
Reminds me of this Galapagos Turtle shell that I saw at the zoo, showing that its spine had been horribly damaged because some people kept it as a pet long ago and used to ride on it without thinking it caused the poor creature any harm.
Every single animal deserves respect, more so if you are keeping one as a pet, my god how can that be so hard to understand.
This makes me so sad.
(Source: heckyeahreptiles)
Zombie Disney Princesses
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“Each time I led Jeannie May to her death, I waited for her to die while wondering when Boone was going to shoot. When she starts walking away and I consider loading an autosave, all of a sudden her head spontaneously explodes with a loud crunch. Naturally, every time this happened I have either screamed or jumped.”
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